Sunday, July 1, 2012

when i put it here...

i can control the tv with my mind.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

if you can't do this with your tongue, then just shut up

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

i take scrabble very seriously

don't TELL me wuff isn't a word!

thoughts of the day

domino thinking real hard
1. breakfast should happen every hour
2. dinner should be twice as much
3. when not sleeping, it's best to be eating
4. if i don't eat something soon, i'm gonna eat my foot
5. i'm not sure which existential monadic premise is most convincing: the universe is a complexly interconnected infinite field in motion, or the indivisible base particles of existence are discrete units of being. maybe it can be both?
6. with enough treats, one could be happy forever