Tuesday, June 12, 2012

10 good things about garbage

1. smells good
2. looks good
3. tastes good
4. feels good inside
5. feels good coming up
6. smells good the 2nd time around
7. looks good the 2nd time around
8. tastes good the 2nd time around
9. is nice and warm the 2nd time around
10. makes for awesome farts

Monday, June 11, 2012

can you pass me the remote control please?


good stuff

treats are good!  naps are good!  poops are good! i love breakfast and dinner and snacks! i'm trying to beat the bald guy who drives me around into the driver seat, so i can finally show the world that a dog can drive. treats are good. did I say that already? k, time for a nap.