when i put it here...

i can control the tv with my mind.

if you can't do this with your tongue, then just shut up

i take scrabble very seriously

don't TELL me wuff isn't a word!

thoughts of the day

1. breakfast should happen every hour
2. dinner should be twice as much
3. when not sleeping, it's best to be eating
4. if i don't eat something soon, i'm gonna eat my foot
5. i'm not sure which existential monadic premise is most convincing: the universe is a complexly interconnected infinite field in motion, or the indivisible base particles of existence are discrete units of being. maybe it can be both?
6. with enough treats, one could be happy forever

10 good things about garbage

1. smells good
2. looks good
3. tastes good
4. feels good inside
5. feels good coming up
6. smells good the 2nd time around
7. looks good the 2nd time around
8. tastes good the 2nd time around
9. is nice and warm the 2nd time around
10. makes for awesome farts

can you pass me the remote control please?

good stuff

treats are good!  naps are good!  poops are good! i love breakfast and dinner and snacks! i'm trying to beat the bald guy who drives me around into the driver seat, so i can finally show the world that a dog can drive. treats are good. did I say that already? k, time for a nap.